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Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Rory McIlroy Says He Shot 81 at Oakmont Last Week - Sports Illustrated
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
A Mix of These Specific Foods Could Help You Avoid Chronic Disease - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Trump's sons distance themselves from new Trump-branded crypto venture - ABC News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
‘Stronger’ and ‘On Muscle’: What Goes to Work When We Work Out - WSJ
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Agent-based computing is outgrowing the web as we know it - VentureBeat
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Sex advice: I'm finally ready to enter my promiscuity era. But there's a catch. - Slate Magazine
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No, not a chance
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ